Saturday, October 30, 2010

[CONTEST] Going Crazy With Mr Potato

Life as a university student is certainly never a bed of roses. More often than not, it feels more like a bed of durians rather than roses. Especially when you're busy squeezing your brain trying to figure out why 1 + 1 = 2 or why Osama decided to have a sexy beard..

According to the laws of nature, thinking too hard about why 1 + 1 = 2 will undoubtedly always use up quite a lot of energy, often resulting in an empty stomach who wants some food to replenish all the energy lost during the thinking process.

Which probably means that you'll receive a signal soon enough from your brain telling you that you're hungry and you should stop thinking and start to find food already.

If you have yet to know, a recent un-scientific study done by the author of this blog (lets call him Dr Lukey) have shown that aside from head traumas, seizures and watching too much soap operas, feeling hungry is also one of the main cause on why people go crazy. In his observations, Dr Lukey has found that people who goes crazy due to a hungry stomach normally engage in outrageous acts such as:-

1. Spamming social networking sites like Facebook or Twitter all over telling people how hungry they are
They're angry and mad due to their hunger. And they want the whole world to know. It's a form of expression. Perhaps they're hoping that by posting their feelings for the whole wide world to know, they will feel better and maybe one kind soul will appear and give them some food to make them feel better.

 2. Banging their head unto something solid
Apparently a pain in the head will make you focus less on the emptiness in your stomach.

3. Eat things that are not considered by the majority population as food
Perhaps the best method out of all the crazy things a person will do when hungry, this crazy act actually involves putting in some food into the stomach to alleviate the hunger. Example of food includes paper, pencil, eraser, nails or anything you can get you hands on. However, a satisfying result is not guaranteed and this method often results in a few hours of camping in the toilet.

4. Pulls hair and bites nails
I don't know how that works, but i think offers some sort of therapeutic effect.

However, Dr Lukey has also found that there are some special people who does not follow the crowd and tend to engage in some crazy acts of their own when they're hungry.Like me, for example. Biting nails? Pfft, way too dirty. Hitting my head? I'm already not that smart so why the extra help?

When i am hungry, i prefer much more to do crazy things like:-

1. Commanding rocks to turn into food.
Easy, cheap and fast. There's no need to waste your money and go far far away to get your food. And no, i'm not copying any events from the Bible. Besides, who knows? Maybe one day i will get lucky be able to turn rocks into delicious chicken chop.

2.The truth is, there is no food. I mean hunger.
Everything comes from the mind. As the famous oracle from the Matrix movie puts it, there is no spoon, on in my case, there is no hunger. Are you feeling hungry because you're hungry? Or because it's something else? Are you sure that hunger exists? Is your stomach is merely tricking you? There's no such thing as hunger. There's no such thing as hunger. There's no such thing as hunger. There's no...

But by the end of the day, Dr Lukey concluded that no matter how crazy you get, you'll still be hungry no matter how much you convince yourself that you're not hungry and you'll never get chicken chop from rocks. Instead, Dr Lukey suggests a better solution when you suddenly feel hungry. Much better than trying to copy some tricks from the Matrix (although i must admit that the bullets dodging are quite cool).

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, handsome ladies and pretty boys,  Dr Lukey presents to you the pain free, stress free and guilt free hunger solution, the one and only Mister Potato Rice Crisps!

You heard me right, not potato, not tomato but rice crisps! A healthier was to snack when you're hungry with no added MSG, 20% less fat, no artificial coloring, cholesterol and trans fat free and best of all, it still tastes totally awesome! Perfect for students like me who needs a snack after a hard time of deciphering the reasons behind why 1 + 1 = 2.

And with four different tastes to choose from, be it Original, Sour Cream & Onion, Hot & Spicy or Flame Grilled BBQ, you're bound to find a flavor that suits your taste.

With so many plus points, Mister Potato Rice Crisps is the answer when a sudden pang of hunger strikes. And as Dr Lukey puts it, 
There’s no need to act like a madman because there is Mister Potato Rice Crisps for you to munch on, anytime, anywhere.”


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