I'm SO HOT

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Labels: Random, Talk Cock

I'm feeling very hot right now. So hot until I want to start a string I'm so hot jokes. Not the weather type of hot but rather the handsome type of hot. Something that goes like "I'm so hot that that girls faint whenever they see me". Yes, the heat fried my brain alright, and now I'm gonna fry yours through all these I'm So Hot jokes, Lukey style:

I'm so hot that any girl that walks beside me instantly becomes a hot babe.

I'm so hot that wherever I stay, sales of air-conditioner in that area rises by a 100%, minimum.

I'm so hot that when I eat ice-cream, it melts.

I'm so hot that whenever I shower, it becomes a hot shower.

I'm so hot that the UN has declared me as a source of global warming.

I'm so hot that if you put a kettle of water on my head, it boils.

I'm so hot that whenever I walk into a freezer, it becomes a microwave.

I'm so hot that the original inspiration of the Human Torch from The Fantastic Four came from me.

I'm so hot that I can make Aquaman become Boilingman.

I'm so hot that whenever I take off my shirt, the Earth's temperature rises by 4 degrees Celsius.

I'm so hot that the last time I visited Mount Everest, I got sued for melting the glacier.

I'm so hot that when you look for the definition of hot in the dictionary, you would find the name Luke.

I'm so hot that the last time I went to a forest in Sumatera, it caused a haze in Malaysia and Singapore.

I'm so hot that I have solar flares every now and then

I'm so hot that the last time I took off my shirt, it melted part of the North Pole

...and I'm so lame that I have nothing to do but to write a post about how hot I am.