Holla amigos! Have you seen my latest look?

I've decided to grow a beard, act sexy and move to Mexico so I could start a whole new life there after some serious consideration. I figured that growing jalapenos in Mexico would earn me quite a decent living as compared to trying to find a decent job after I graduate. Besides, with the current spicy food craze right now, I bet my jalapenos business would boom and I would be a millionaire by the age of 30.

I've even decided on a Mexican name already. It's called Lukeo Santiago. I know it sounds like Oreo but that's the closest Mexican name to Lukey that I could get. Maybe I could open an Oreo factory in Mexico and call in Oreo don Lukeo?

I think I should just go get some sleep and stop being too deep in character for my Chingay performance. Buenas noches! Meaning good night in Mexican (Spanish)!